Thomasville Times Enterprise

January 6, 2014

Rant & Rave for Jan. 7

— “The question is, should marijuana be legalized? Alcohol is a drug, and it’s legal and taxed. You can buy pot everywhere, so why not legalize it, tax it and pay off the federal, state and local deficits?”

“To Rev. Jones: Planned Parenthood is the No. 1 killer of unborn babies in America, and you call that ‘reproductive rights.’ Tell me where the love is there, my friend. That’s why Republicans don’t support Planned Parenthood.”

“How dare President Obama slam the GOP or anyone in Congress for going home for the holidays and ‘abandoning our fellow Americans when times get tough’ when Obama is away spending American taxpayers' money in Hawaii. One newspaper called his vacation ‘rare!’ That man and his wife have had more vacations in five years than many people have had in their lifetimes!”

“Less than half of the women in the Marines can do three pull-ups! The solution is to change the standard? If I'm in combat, I want a fellow Marine who can pick me up and haul me out of there when I get shot! I still believe ladies are meant to stay home and put the Pull-Ups on the kids!”

“In order to sign up for Obamacare, Americans have to give more information than Obama did to become president of the United States? What's wrong with this picture?”

“I hope a lady in Thomasville has let the Social Security Administration know that she has been working.”