“Why don't they arrest Jimmy Carter for treason?”

“As a former student and tennis player under coach Booth, I just want to say that everything in the article on Sunday was completely true! He was by far the most memorable and best coach and teacher one could ever have. I wish him the best in whatever lies next for him. I thank him for everything he has done for me.”

“The parade and street dance were great Friday night. My family enjoyed the Swinging Medallions a lot. It’s great to have Izzo's back, too.”

“I am ashamed to have visitors in Ochlocknee. It looks like a mini-jungle downtown. Please mow the grass.”

“If you want to have a little excitement with fireworks in Ochlocknee, it would be nice if you would go down to the backside of the river.”

“You took Doonesbury out the Sunday comics. You don't want us to know what is going on."

“To the ungodly person or persons who stole the flowers from my son's grave: If your intentions were to add to my heartbreak, you did a superb job. I believe in God and my God is a just God. You will answer to Him whether you believe or not. ‘Vengeance is mine,’ saith the Lord.”