“Every voter who is fed up with the news media electing the president should give them a surprise this time and vote for Ralph Nader. He couldn't be any worse than what we have had for eight years and no worse than McCain or Obama.”

“A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.”

“To the person or persons who stole my hub caps over the weekend in Cairo: God knows who you are and He will repay you.”

“Why are gas prices 20 cents lower per gallon once you get a couple of hours away from Thomasville?”

“I like Charley Reese’s column, ‘Think America First.’ I agree. In line with his article, what do we care if Europeans like Obama or not? They are not voting. We are.”

“I think that a sign put in the front yard of sex offenders would be great. Or give them a tattoo on the forehead.”

“I really hope the state patrol office follows up on the drag racing that is occurring on our public roads.”

“If President Bush was a candidate in the upcoming election, I would definitely vote for him over McCain and Obama!”