“Where do you get your sports department from? This is just the worst I've ever seen. You've got three football teams in Thomas County, but yet you stick a team from two counties away on the front page."

“When I was reading the sports page today, I thought I was reading the Bainbridge newspaper."

“If Clinton had done his job while he was in office, then Bush wouldn't have to had to clean up his mess."

“The Times-Enterprise puts Obama on the front page, then puts him on page 9A. How much Obama do you think we like? I don't want to see him."

“I just love the article on the shark at Cherokee Lake."

“Mr. Young, I know just how you feel. Love your article. It was hilarious. My son will do it right here in the yard. He doesn't care. I pray it doesn't happen to me."

“Congress, not Bush, is responsible for our $10 trillion debt. Two wars are because of our forgotten 9-11. Who cares what other countries think about us? Can we afford socialism, almost on a communist scale, with high taxes and runaway spending if Obama is elected? I care about my country."

“To the backwoods hicks: They might want to ‘Google’ freshwater sharks. They might become enlightened. They could exist here."